I came across an interesting read today at Wired.com that was focused on Steve Jobs…just for the day.
Sept. 16, 1985: Jobs Quits Apple Sept. 16, 1997: Jobs Rejoins Apple Sept. 16: It’s an auspicious day in the history of Steve Jobs. It’s the day he quit Apple and the day he returned.
I wonder if we can expect Steve Jobs to leave the company again on Sept. 16, 2009 (a 12 year period equal to how long he quit the first time). Probably not. 😛 Anyways, this article has some other interesting facts about Steve Jobs and this particular topic.
As I was browsing the web today, I came across an interesting link that led to a few good laughs. This parady should have you laughing when you read the content if you are a facebook user yourself. Anyways, enjoy!
tevie Ray Vaughan gives me a reason to wake up and breathe every morning. He is the king of the blues in my book and one of my favorite guitarist of all time. Give Stevie a chance. He can’t ask that now cause he died in a very sad accident, but I’m here to shift you toward his style in his honor, lol. But seriously…Stevie is amazing!@(*&*$@#
So remember, lights down, speakers max’ed out, attitude free……
Today I am presenting to you a new word that I myself have coined and used on the Internet. This will be the first public place that I have spread the brand new word. Don’t be surprised if you see if catch on and be the new cool word. This word hasn’t been used before now at all in the history of man-kind! Google currently has no trace of the word ever existing on the web. You’ll soon realize that great things can come from small sites. 😉 This word is a tricky one to use. You don’t want to over use it or you will ruin its worth all together. If you feel you are capable of not self destructing from over excitement and anticipation for using the word, then see below for more details..
studnessity [stud-ness-ity] (noun) – an occasion of extreme necessity to freely expose any and all forms of sex (a.k.a. stud) appeal possible in order to gain a higher level of social rank.Used in a sentence: 0w, I didn’t realize I was so hott. I need to learn to control my studness and use it only for a studnessity occasion. 😉
Disclaimer: studnessity is not to be overly used or abused at parties or social gatherings. Claiming to have coined this phrase yourself will result in a law suit slapped on your ass. This word is DRM protected and is not to be distributed among foreign groups or gatherings without the authors consent. Failing to follow these rules and regulations will result in a minimum sentence of life in prison. Thank you.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this humorous blog post. Feel free to leave a comment or remark! See you next time.